Bikinis and Thongs: What Was I Thinking? Uh Ohs

Bikinis thongs what was I thinking? Uh Oh

I’ve had a couple people suggest topics around this post topic. I haven’t had a lot of what was I thinking moments or anything embarrassing or funny happened to me. There have been some stories by others shared on the blog and in the forums. One positive one I recall was shared by T who was taking his trash out one night in a g-string when a neighbor noticed him and called him over. He ended up playing guitar in his g-string.

Guess somewhat of a what was I thinking moment was with purchasing a pair of underwear with a c-panel built into it. I hadn’t given them a try before, but Undergear had a thong and bikini on sale that caught my eye. I ended up buying both styles in the 3 colors offered. Well, it ended up I felt The c-panel was too restricting in all but one pair. If I was using my noggin I would have tried one pair first before going all in. A little in my defense, I did read a review that they cut the panel out, which I did. Made them good enough to wear occasionally. Hopefully, I’ve learned my lesson to try a pair before buying multiple.

Another boring what was I thinking is something I’ve shared several times on here. That would be my first dip into against the norm swimwear. I really enjoyed string bikini underwear. Instead of easing my way in with a swim brief I jumped a bit down the line from swim trunks. I was drawn to the string bikini swimsuit from Kiniki called Amazon. It had pretty much full rear and front coverage, but showed lots of leg. Then to add to the sticking out it was also in a nice bright green color. Talk about attention drawing. Well, it didn’t get that public wearing. The Amazon got a few secluded wears, but ended up being my support for under swim trunks.

Nothing comes to mind for uh oh moments. I haven’t been caught with my pants down or been surprised wearing a skimpy swimsuit. Guess I’ve been missing out spreading the news about bikinis and thongs for guys by not having the uh oh moments.

What kind of what was I thinking or uh oh moments have you had? Try the half thong? Forget to test your swimsuit sheer factor before going to the beach or pool? Have a clothing malfunction? Run into someone you knew in your skimpies that didn’t know?


9 Responses

  1. Skip says:

    We all seem to envision ourselves in the tiniest swimwear. That’s fine for the backyard I guess. I think the focus should be on just the classic speedo style that is more appropriate to wear in public. We all want to see more men wearing a speedos. Newcomers are going to suddenly start wearing a g string!

  2. Bikini Obsessed says:

    I hope T is reading this because I’d like to hear about the g-string guitar playing : )

    • T says:

      Hi Bikini Obsessed. If you scroll back to 4th May 2018 and the topic “Caught with your pants down.” you will be able to read about several of my experiences including the one with the guitar.Enjoy(lol).

      • Bikini Obsessed says:

        Hi T …found and read about the guitar experience…pretty cool! This might sound radical (wonder if any other guys here would admit to this or similar) but to be in a ‘all-male bikini underwear rock band’ ….I’m not even sure what that would look like!? Maybe we could have song titles and lyrics of as many different styles of bikini briefs there are!? Bikini Rock! There’s a band from Switzerland called ‘tyte stone’ and they have sometimes performed in the buff…not even sure if they’re still together or not but they’re kind of a ‘party band’. Another band I gotta mention is ‘the Powerlords’ and their hit single ‘Lords of the string’ which is on youtube…you guys gotta check it out. Very inspiring : ) : ) Keep on bikini’ing and thong’in ; )

        • T says:

          Glad you liked the guitar g-string experience.

          Many years ago when I played in a covers band,I decided for our last ever gig to go out with a bang. I had dyed blond hair in those days,and had sprayed some green flashes on it too. Bands like Duran Duran were very popular,and it was cool for guys to wear make up,so I went a bit ott with the mascara etc and borrowed my young sister’s pinkish polyester coat which underneath I wore a white shirt,white trousers and a black jockstrap which I pulled on over the trousers(If you’ve seen the singer in Cameo wearing a red thong over his black tights,that will give you an idea of how it looked). Looking like some refugee from a new romantics video,I loaded up my car with guitars etc and drove off to the gig. When I was a mile or so from the venue,the unthinkable happened…. My car broke down(this was before mobile phones were common). Luckily I wasn’t too far from my then girlfriend’s house. So having left the car,I headed through the streets hoping not to meet anyone and wondering what her parents would say when I knocked on their door looking like Boy George’s thinner,prettier brother. Luckily for me,my girlfriend answered the door,and when I explained the situation,she got her brother(who I’d never met) to come out and give me a lift back to my car,collect my gear and drive me to the venue where I somehow managed to get through the set without any further mishaps(lol).
          I guess that qualifies as an Uh Oh moment,especially meeting her brother for the first time while wearing make up,a girl’s coat and a jockstrap over my trousers(lol).

          Probably the most famous band to play in minimal clothing are The Red Hot Chili Peppers who took to the stage wearing just a sock on their manhood(and famously recreated the Abbey Road album sleeve dressed like that too). I think also when Prince started out he sometimes wore a skimpy black bikini on stage.

          I would definitely be up for some “Bikini Rock” and I’m trying to come up with a suitable name. How about The Dental Floss Richards,or a more controversial shortening of the name Richard(lol)?

          • Bikini Obsessed says:

            T Thanks for sharing that experience….that was really cool and humorous : ) I kind of regret not getting into music when I was young otherwise I could have had similar experiences hehe. When you mentioned you had a jockstrap over your pants that reminded me of a band called ‘The Call” from the 80s and I guess the lead singer often performed with a codpiece or jockstrap over his pants …”I still believe” is one of their songs (pretty good song also) Red Hot Chili Peppers is definitely a band that performed with minimal clothing. This has me thinking of other minimalist clothing bands lol. The band “No doubt” had a drummer that often was only in a G-string (Adrian Young). Billy Joe from Green Day has been known to sing while only wearing a g string. You mentioned Duran Duran, one of my favourite bands actually…(I also had dyed blond hair and still do currently) in one of their songs “Rio” the music video shows Simon in what looks like a black string bikini speedo! “Take that” has a music video of them in what looks like metallic/chain underwear over their black spandex (Do what you like song) I miss the days of music videos from the 80s/90s and even early 2000s which seemed to have more character than today.

  3. SM_Thongguy says:

    I have a few uh oh moments.

    Most recently, I wore a Polymide thong to work which I bought from China. The morning I got dressed… I thought it’s a bit tight even in size large.

    It didn’t go down well at all. By lunch time I was chatting to an ex colleague and told her I made I grave mistake in my underwear. To my surprise she just asked are you wearing a thong. I just replied yes. She laughed via WhatsApp but also sent Inlove faces so that is a positive. However that thong pack of 5 will not be worn soon.

    A previous occasion, I headed to gym on a Saturday as it’s not so full. Then brought a thong along for post shower. Gym was empty. Got to shower worked back to locker, towel wrapped around me. Took out my bag. So a guy walked in and his locker was close to mine
    So I took the thong and placed inside shorts and made as if I’m going commando. Ended up with the side strap in my Crack 😂😂😂. Got to work and changed in cubicle.

    Last story could be my cheeckish thongs. Those JS styles. The back looks really good but bc the pouch is so small the its a uh oh.. What was I thinking. I have two of those and wearing it all day is a grave mistake.

    Luckily have not been caught in a thong. Yet I do feel when I get dressed in morning.. If I were to get caught in thong would this be the one.

    Getting to wear thongs daily to work now since I don’t go to gym post work.

  4. DonS says:

    I’m definitely guilty of buying multiple items of the same style without testing first. My rationale is that if the style is OK then I have saved on, sometimes, substantial postage. My success rate is only about 50% unfortunately.

    The only “what was I thinking” moments was when I have purchased items of a style that looked good on the website but were not for me once tried. That has happened more than once, hence the wish that stores would stock more styles of men’s underwear, or have specialty men’s underwear stores as there are for women. That way it would be easy to see what the product looked like.

    No “uh-oh” moments that I can think of.

    There have been “what were they thinking” times. The obvious being Kiniki’s desire (??) to change the sizing with the Newton G-string so that a size S in every other style that fits comfortably is too tight in the Newton. That’s a common complaint with the Newton. I said “desire” a bit tongue-in-cheek, I suspect it’s more a design or manufacturing fault, but why has it not been fixed given the number of complaints on FEEFO. Kiniki pushed the comfort of the micro-fibre fabric at the time, but I have not purchased any more of them.

  5. jr2 says:

    I have had couple of those what was I thinking purchases as well. I have a couple G-strings and a jock thong that fit into that category. As for uh oh moments , I have a couple , one being mentioned in a earlier post of a neighbor lady catching me hanging my jockstrap on the clothes line . The other happened to my work . A co- employee happened to walk behind as I was bending over to pick some paper off floor, I didn’t realize that outline of my thong was visible through my khakis . She didn’t say anything, but certainly was giggling. At that moment I knew what she had saw. She has never mentioned it to me , but it certainly went around office that I wear thongs . Which at the time was kind of an embarrassing moment twice, once for the outline and the second is the other employees finding out.

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