Joe Snyder – Rio Thong Review

Joe Snyder Rio Thong ReviewIf you want a minimal, sleek looking thong that just covers the essentials then this Joe Snyder Rio Thong is for you. Though if you are well endowed then it may not contain you with it’s narrow pouch. It’s a very skimpy cut all around hence rio in the name. The thong is made out of a polyamide spandex blend. Some places do advertise it as a swimsuit, which the weight and feel of the material it could be. I’m classifying it as underwear, since it is not lined. Guess swimwear doesn’t have to be, but that is how I like to differentiate them. The thong clings and molds to you and offers excellent support. Could be worn for any type of sport. It has a narrow, center seamed U-front pouch, which features the Joe Snyder logo. The sides are about 5/8″ and the back tail is also about 5/8″. With the narrow tail, it makes the thong pretty comfortable. This thong seems well constructed and holds up well with machine washing and line drying. Like I said the thong is made out of fabric more like swimwear, so for me it can get a bit warm on the boys. Other than that it is a decent thong. I like that holds you nicely.

My Rating Overview

Support Rating: 5.0
Overall Comfort: 5.0
Tail Comfort: 5.0
Recommendation: One thong up
Additional Photos
Joe Snyder Rio Thong FrontJoe Snyder Rio Thong BackJoe Snyder Rio Thong Pouch
What do you rate the Rio Thong?

3 Responses

  1. Dan says:

    Am I right in thinking the only difference of the Rio thong to the standard thong is the narrower front? Their standard thong is a big favourite of mine but keen to try out the Rio and even the Bulge thongs to see if they are just as good!

    • I don’t own their standard thong, but definitely has a narrower front. Seems just wide enough to tuck everything in. The back may be be slightly smaller, but doesn’t look like it could be by much based on photos.

  2. Lauren says:

    Great material, the U-Shape front is just enough to keep you tucked in and covered. I like the narrower front, but a brazillian wax or manscaping is necessary to show these thongs off.

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