Share the Goods: Mike’s Swimwear – The Shrinking
Mike is back with another Share the Goods swimwear addition. Take a look.
Hi Guys,
I thought I’d share with you what I’ve been wearing to the beach over the last Aussie summer, I’ve written a couple of articles before and got a reasonable response, so here goes, I hope you like them. I’ve ordered them by size and later by “see-throughness” if that’s a word and I promise you I’ve worn every one of these to a beach last summer.
Over the past couple of years, I suppose I’ve been getting braver and I think my choice reflects that, I’ve only included two bathers (Aussie for Speedo’s) that are a full brief, (1 and 2) that’s said, they are Cocksox, so not so full in the normal sense of the word, but they have a full backside, that only just covers my bum, the front is very low cut and pushes me out, not for the faint hearted.
One
Two
All my other bathers this summer have been thongs or fairly extreme g-strings, all the Cocksox gear go see through when wet, so that’s a bit of extra fun.
The two thongs from Cocksox also go see through when wet, and are just super comfortable to wear, I love Cocksox, especially their mesh slingshots, which I also wear to the beach occasionally.
Three
Four
Some fun bathers from AliExpress also made the grade this summer, I’ve shown the two thongs, but i also have the matching bathers, which have string side and a much more narrow from, also great fun, I wear these on beaches where I can’t get away with a thong or g-string.
Five
Six
I’ve bought soooooo many different brands this year, my drawers are overflowing, a terrible position to be in, as I might have to cull some later. Seven and Eight are Cut4Men. Seven has a very narrow front while eight pushes me forward and up, a bit confronting on a beach if you decide to walk around.
Seven
Eight
Nine to twelve start to get a bit smaller! (9, 10 and 11) are all iSwim, and I love them, iSwim can be a bit hard to navigate their website and although you can customise them a bit, they are very much on the small side, While ninbe looks a bit bigger than ten, it is seamless and so very tight, I can easily spill out of these. Ten takes some effort to get everything in place, but once you’re in, its fine, still very small though, very much like a torpedo. The web site tells you how to put it on, normally oud think , no worries, I know how to put a thong on, but no, its much easier if you pop your balls in first then the rest of you.
Nine
Ten
Eleven, is another iSwim, just for a laugh really, it’s definitely only a posing suit, as you can easily pop out of this one,, you need to get the back strap up high for any hope of this staying on.
Eleven
Twelve is another AliExpress job, from UM, I love these suits, low cost, good value, super comfortable, super stretchy and super small. Just great, I’ve got a number of these, but I like this style and pattern. And I can rock leopard print!
Twelve
Now we start to get a bit more risque, not only are they small but their see through too. My wife has always been a huge fan of Wicked Weasel, but they got stupidly expensive, so we don’t buy so many anymore. I’d always been a bit envious of her, as they didn’t make anything for guys. Wicked Weasel has a sister company called MicroMinimus, which have just started making guys gear, so I had to have one, they also make one in blue.
Thirteen is one of my favourites, but you have to pick your beach, I mostly use it for sunbathing.
Thirteen
Now we start to get into the realm of just silly prices, these are from Boy Strings, a part of the Tangaland24 group, I believe. Supper stretchy, super comfortable, total see though! And with quick release side clips for a full tan without lines.
Fourteen
15 and 16 and 17 are all Tangaland24 g-strings 15 is a very small g-string and 100% see through, it sits very low and when worn with a cockring (which I often wear to the beach) it often shows over the top of the pouch. While I do love Tangaland, they are just so expensive, these cost about 40 Euros so, almost $80 Aussie dollars, which is over the top for me.
16 is actually almost unwearable, if it so ridiculously low, it barely covers my bits, let’s just say a lot hangs out, especially with a cockring on.
Fifthteen
Sixteen
17 is another Tangaland and while it looks small is actually a better fit than 16, although totally see though. The underband on 17 is a bit short, so I have to hoist the side up to keep it on., still it makes a statement.
Seventeen
And my final offering, another AliExpress string, super stretchy, super comfortable, but only $9 each, I have so many of these, in every colour, a number of different styles, some with metal rings, most without but all are 100% see through. Its pretty obvious these are see through on the beach, but you ca get away with it if you don’t flaunt yourself around, without a cockring you may not be able to see bits form a few metres away, but its pretty obvious they’re see though if you wear one.
Eighteen
By now you’ll have seen my progression over the year, I hope I haven’t shocked too many of you. All I can say is buy some and start wearing them, go slow and you’ll build up confidence. Happy thonging guys.
Thanks again to Mike for sharing his Aussie summer swimwear edition with us. If anyone else would like to put in a submission, check out my share the good post on how to.
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What a fantastic selection and your narrative was so informative and descriptive that could visualize you, or even me , in them.
Thanks very much Ray, I do enjoy wearing them
Nice collection!
Nice stuff Mike
! I like them all, but from 9 and onwards especially.
I do kind of the same, but definitely pick the beaches for what to wear, or not.
Mostly more and more, I just go nude as it is allowed everywhere in my country and is very relaxing.
I also enjoy nude camping or hiking.
But sometimes I show the flag, and pick a see thru thong, or the same in speedo.
Kind of tan thru.
As you mentioned, the most are only see thru in short distances, or when wet.
But sexy to my mind, I admit.
Since China purchases are so cheap, I struggle the same problem as you.
I have a lot, but I have found a new solution for that.
I once a year, throw away the really bad worn out ones, stuff a portion away, and keep about 30 pairs in the top drawer.
Occasionally when I get bored, I switch to some of the stuffed away pairs.
Keep on bringing the thong/speedo vibe around.
Thanks Jan, I’m glad you like them, especially the smaller ones. I’ve been to a few nude beaches, but they are at least a 2 hour drive from here, so I tend to go to local beaches and wear a thing, but still push the limits. All good thonging fun.
Thank you for sharing Mike, you have some great options.